Name: John Smith
Age: 25
Sex: Male
Appearance: Average appearance, only remarkable enough to not draw attention to how unremarkable he is.
Skills: He has the magical power of a drivers licence. He can adapt better than most, but has no exceptional skill in any one area.
Powers: Psychometry: he can observe the history of an object by touching it.
Personality: His bad luck has made him adapt to being in bad situations constantly, he expects there to be trouble lurking behind every corner (he's normally right.)
History: He's somehow drawn the attention of several deities, all of which have decided to start a trend: say his name to curse their bad luck. Most pizza companies fire him, thinking he's responsible for the crank calls.
Additional Information: His luck swings both ways.