I know that I really shouldn't have to put these up, but just as much for posterity's sake as anything else, I think these should be posted.
1. No abusive, defamatory, derogatory, or otherwise offensive or hurtful language
2. No spamming (repeated posting)
3. Be respectful of other members
4. No identity theft
5. No hacking (no slashing, no cutting, and no slicing, while we're at it!)
6. No shirt, no shoes, no service.